jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
loonylunalovegood97: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-bite-of-frost: frequentlytimelow: kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life… do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt. Did that teacher get fired? I feel like that teacher should get murdered Hmm, I can only...
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post
malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
the-vashta-nerada: pizzaforpresident: undercoversecretagent: pizzaforpresident: are we just going to ignore the fact that umbridge was gangraped by centaurs? are we also going to ignore the fact that hermione was the one who lead her to them? are we going to ignore the fact that if there’s one person in all of hogwarts who knows that centaurs are rapists, it’s hermione? don’t fuck...
niggas-with-weaves: tygridia: b-udi: forrrrrrever-young: stateofgraces: georgeshelleys: iwasthomasriddle: maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger i don’t get it u r not a true wildcat ur head is not in the game we r not all in this together this is not the start of...
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...