couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: matthewcodymoore, via thesuicidalbitchh)

trust:

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE

(via thesuicidalbitchh)

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

(via darkcellardoors)

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

javertstolemyhat:

hornymarbles:

riddleswithtom:

dramioine:

guys help, im crying OMG 

WHY THIS DOES NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

IM DONE

Now I’ve seen everything.

(Source: love-hp-tvd, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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f0rthel0ve0flauren:

the-chubby-nerd:

What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at

are you shitting me 

(Source: esoteric-surgery, via patdoesit)

(Source: lizemeddings, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via xxbeautiful-liesxx)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via clumsylittlemissperfect)

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dampsandwich:

my own face pisses me off

(via clumsylittlemissperfect)

iamafrayedknot:

jensedpadaleckles:

I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.

I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.

He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position. 

He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park. 

His twitter.

I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.

How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up

(via driftedoff)

(via alljustcrackedup)

marysocean:

made this out of pure procrastination

(via irreversibly)